I talk about stuff we did this quarter and eventually go nowhere

I’m just gonna write about stuff that I think happened during this quarter. I say think because I have no idea what else we did this quarter besides Macbeth. Macbeth seemed like it took at least half of the quarter to read. I don’t know if it felt that way because it actually was half of the quarter or because it was really long and confusing. I don’t really understand shakespeare. I understand that we as students are being taught to analyze quotes based on the word choice and other literary devices that were used in certain passages, but I still for some reason can never fully understand what the text means or what Mr. Yee wants us to write. 95% of my annotations were: Yes, Agreed, He dead, She dead, snap crackle pop, and ?. The only thing I can understand about Macbeth was the plot. It is your average story about a man who kills another man to become king, only to go on a homicidal rampage and eventually wind up getting beheaded by somebody who had to be removed from his mother’s womb by a cesarean section. If it weren’t for a character named Angus, I would have lost all of the focus that I had toward Macbeth. But that’s enough Macbeth. Now I want to talk about other things that we did during this quarter. I’m not sure if this was first or second quarter, but I remember some hilariously bad comics about eskimos who could not touch each other because they were from two different poles or something. I remember how there was this old yoda-like guy who gave the younger eskimos some advice on how to live and stuff. Another thing we did this quarter was read a story about how to impress different girls who had different social and ethnic backgrounds. I remember the guy saying that some of the girls would perform sexual acts within a heartbeat, and others would be very hesitant to perform sexual activities. The narrator from that story also talked about how he had to hide the cheese from the girls, because he did not want the girls to see that His family was living off of government rations. We also watched about elly during the second quarter, and the only thing that I remember from that Movie was that punk ass kid arash. That kid was a total dick because he may have led to elly’s death. I’m very stuck. I have no idea what I am supposed to write about. I am just going to start writing down what comes to my mind. Yesterday I fell off of my brother’s hoverboard. It hurt really bad. I was trying to execute a very fast turn, but I lost my balance and landed right on my ass. That hurt really bad, and left me with a bruise on my tailbone. I just remembered something we did during this quarter. We read some story about a drowned man who washed up on a beach, and was treated like a very highly admired member of the community had just passed away. If you haven’t guessed it yet, this post is virtually going no where. It does however relate to english class because I listed many works of literature that we studied during the second quarter. So take that. I just stuck it to the man and there was nothing the man could do about it. He just stood there and was like “No way!” and I was all like “Way!” and then the man’s head exploded and he died.