The Pointless Yet Stimulating Website Called Cache Monet Explained As Best As Possible By Me, Trice

The Internet. One of the greatest inventions in human history. The internet has been used to improve communications, make researching things a lot faster than visiting your local library, and has even made shopping possible without even leaving your couch. The internet has also led to some not so great things such as hackers, the deep web, child pornography, and worst of all...Justin Bieber. There is, however one thing that cannot be categorized as good or bad. A website that is simply there for no reason at all. I am of course talking about cache monet. Cache monet in my opinion is the internet’s idea of modern art. I see it as a bunch of shapes and lines but other people claim that they can see how the artist used a triangle to express his anger toward his left foot. To me it makes no sense. If you do not know what I am talking about then let me explain. Cache monet is a website that takes many random gifs and puts them in front of more completely unrelated gifs. The creators describe the website as a serendipitous collision of two seemingly unrelated images that are somehow connected. I don’t know if it is just me, but I don’t know how a cat and a doughnut go together. If the random images, and I meen random, don’t do it for you the song will. The song plays while the images are being presented to you and consists of a beat that is made of error sounds from a pc, what sounds like a crying baby, and some female singer repeatedly singing guacamole and “I put my head up on your cupid and dip dip”. It makes no sense, but for some reason once you start watching it you can’t stop. It makes you go into a trance like state that could last for days if you live alone and accidentally look at it. I’m worried that someone is going to watch it, then develop a creepy obsession with a celebrity or important political figure and then kill that person because they said that Cache monet told them to. There’s also the theory that cache monet was created by some nation that is not on good terms with the U.S. and contains a code that triggers some kind of nuclear attack on the united states. But if I had to say who made cache monet I would probably say that two i.t. employees got bored, took some kind of psychedelic drug, and made it because it was really trippy and cool to look at. Despite all of these possible theories Mr. Yee actually used cache monet as a way of teaching us how to make connections in literature. All I can remember is that the only logical connection that anybody made was when there was a hawk and a security camera and somebody said that the government is watching us like a hawk. I wonder what would happen if I showed this to my grandparents. They’re the really conservative type who grew up in the deep south and banned their kids from listening to ozzy osbourn because they thought that he is the devil incarnate. They would probably see it as a metaphor for what society has become. I wonder what the cache monet of their time was. It was probably one of those emergency brodcast tones with some swing music playing over it. I say that we should use cache monet as a non leathal weapon to use against criminals. The best possible situation would be a hostage situation. Just build a robot with a screen, drive it into where the hostage takers are, and then start playing cache monet. The criminals would just stand there scratching their balls, trying to figure out what the hell is going on. I will conclude that cache monet is a very pointless website and a waste of internet space. Trice’s brain out.